Right about now is when you'd usually come to Static Zombie and find a witty, insightful post about the new season of Survivor. Something about the new twist this season and Mark Burnett's ongoing deal with the Devil.
Sorry to disappoint.
The new season's begun, but I haven't had a chance to watch it yet. Worse, I'm not really sure when I'll get there. That's because I'm engaged in an entirely different season of Survivor. No immunities, but plenty of challenges. Meals are made up of whatever can be scrounged up. Sleep is difficult, interrupted by the hungry wailing of local fauna. It's Survivor: Parenthood. And here's the most adorable immunity idol you'll ever see:
This season will run much longer than 39 days, but it's already the best season ever.