A judge today ruled that crunchberries are not, in fact, fruit. More accurately, he ruled that your average consumer would not be misled by Cap'n Crunch's packaging into believing that the product contained actual berries.
He did not rule on whether or not an average consumer would be misled into believing that the cereal contains actual nutritional value.
Posted by Peter at June 5, 2009 4:13 PMDid they dig into Captain Crunch's Navy records while they were at it? I bet he never made it above Lieutenant.
Posted by: Stephen Beeman on June 5, 2009 10:08 PM