February 16, 2008

Rock and Roll Doctors

Ways Foreigner Misrepresented Having a Fever of 103

  • With all the can't-stop-feels-like-my-chest-muscles-are-going-to-burst coughing, no rendezvous could possibly be secret. And come on, with all that hacking, who'd have you?
  • "Check it and see" may involve anal [thermometer] probing.
  • The only sign you're going to get are a pair of crossed fingers warding you away as if you were a disease-spreading vampire.
  • Ain't nobody saving their love for you tonight. You're lucky if someone's saving your side of the bed for you.
  • No mention of chills, insomnia, lack of appetite, queasiness, or the inability to enjoy spending an entire day on the couch playing with the 360.

    Posted by Peter at February 16, 2008 2:55 AM
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    You, my friend, are obviously in the throes of the dreaded Man Cold:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=mz6DktXFvg4

    Posted by: mamagotcha on February 16, 2008 10:24 AM

    WhatEVER!

    Where's my SARRETT ON SURVIVOR content? I needs me some Static on this Zombie.

    Posted by: Dave Arnott on February 19, 2008 12:59 AM

    I'm afraid that got packed in one of the boxes (though I can't say I'm personally upset about that particular loss).

    Posted by: Nathan on February 21, 2008 7:05 PM

    Booooooooooooooooo!

    Posted by: Dave Arnott on February 21, 2008 8:05 PM
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