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Ways Foreigner Misrepresented Having a Fever of 103

  • With all the can't-stop-feels-like-my-chest-muscles-are-going-to-burst coughing, no rendezvous could possibly be secret. And come on, with all that hacking, who'd have you?
  • "Check it and see" may involve anal [thermometer] probing.
  • The only sign you're going to get are a pair of crossed fingers warding you away as if you were a disease-spreading vampire.
  • Ain't nobody saving their love for you tonight. You're lucky if someone's saving your side of the bed for you.
  • No mention of chills, insomnia, lack of appetite, queasiness, or the inability to enjoy spending an entire day on the couch playing with the 360.

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    You, my friend, are obviously in the throes of the dreaded Man Cold:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=mz6DktXFvg4

    WhatEVER!

    Where's my SARRETT ON SURVIVOR content? I needs me some Static on this Zombie.

    I'm afraid that got packed in one of the boxes (though I can't say I'm personally upset about that particular loss).

    Booooooooooooooooo!

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