5. The Devil Went Down to Georgia can be performed quite effectively on piano.
4. Somewhere along the line our culture went horribly awry, choosing to try to embarrass people on their birthdays rather than celebrate them.
3. Soduku was invented by an American, not a Japanese, and first published in the United States, not Japan.
2. Seattle's smoking ban did nothing to eliminate drunken idiots.
1. The good vibe of your birthday celebration at a dueling piano bar can be shattered as easily as your girlfriend's rear car window, and stolen as quickly as your gift-wrapped birthday present and her leather jacket.