Conversation last night between me and a fellow foodie:
Me: "I picked up Alton Brown's Gear For Your Kitchen at Half Price Books a few weeks ago."
Him: "Nice, I paid full price for mine."
Me: "It's going to wind up costing me a lot more than that. I'm lusting after a lot of the stuff he talks about. Last night I got to the Viking blender, which looks pretty sweet."
Him: "God yes. I've masturbated to the page with the Viking blender."
[beat]
Me: "Why do you have to ruin everything for me?"
Posted by Peter at October 23, 2004 8:48 AM