July 01, 2004

It Hurts So Good

"Those Europeans have a crappy particle accelerator," said Tom discerningly.
"Ms. Blanchett is once again totally immune to anthrax!" Tom reciprocated.

Yes, it's Tom Swifties. A whole heck of a lot of them. And amazingly, many of them are really good. In a please-pump-molten-plutonium-up-my-rectum kind of way.

Posted by Peter at July 1, 2004 11:53 PM
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"Why all the negative feelings towards Swifties?" Tom asked, nonplussed.

Posted by: . on July 2, 2004 03:29 PM

"Please-pump-molten-plutonium-up-my-rectum", Tom said....um....I got nothin'

Posted by: Pearson on July 2, 2004 09:42 PM

... Tom said glowingly.

Posted by: Bruce on July 10, 2004 04:15 PM
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