We Know to Take Precautions with Menorahs

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Today a fire caused by Christmas lights destroyed a Capitol Hill rental home which, until he and his family moved to the D.C. area a couple of years ago, used to be the residence of my friend Russell.

Moral of the story: it's safer to rent to Jews.

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To be fair, it's common knowledge that the Great Chicago Fire was started when Mrs. Oleary's cow backed over a menorah on the seventh night of Hannukah.

Oh sure, blame the Christians for everything. They're the world's scapegoats.

> Moral of the story: it's safer to rent to Jews.

Yes, but only if you disregard the thousands of dollars of property damage caused annually by runaway dreidels.

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