My favorites, gone!
Who can I root for now? Who?
Not Kelly and John!
If they win the race
It will be just like last year,
When the whiner won.
I no longer watch
To cheer for a victory;
I hope they all lose.
Why didn't you check
For a better flight sooner?
Goodbye, Jon and Al.
"What kind of clown are you?"
"The crying on the inside kind, I guess."
-- Bill Murray, Quick Change