Big Brother Bozo Bounced

I know, I know... so many bozos to choose from, which one do I mean?

In this case, I'm talking about Scott-- the least likeable of all the houseguests, thanks to his wool cap affectation and urban homeboy pretensions. A scant 5 days in, the iconoclast was expelled from the house after throwing furniture around for no apparent reason, acting belligerent towards the other players, and generally making those around him fear for their safety. Just how you'd expect someone to act when they're in a diplomatic elimination contest for half a million bucks.

And get this-- he blamed it all on genital warts, which he claimed have devastated his life. I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole. And apparently, neither is houseguest Alison who immediately began frantically cleaning the bathroom toilet. I also love how Alison wailed about how having her ex-boyfriend in the house might hurt the feelings of her current boyfriend, yet she has no problem groping Nathan at night. Tonight's show was brought to you by the word HYPOCRITE.

And this is only week 1. Next week we discover that Nathan is on steroids, Dave suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder, and Jack was once abducted by aliens.

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