Do You Think He's Even Aware of the Irony?

According to a Yahoo news story, in September Pepsi will give someone a chance to win 1 billion dollars. The billion-dollar winner will be chosen by a monkey that will draw a number out of a hat.

"An unusually dexterous monkey will do the picking," executive producer Matti Leshem explains to CNN. "It's the ultimate slap in the face to evolution: The fate of a billion dollars will be in the hands of a monkey."

Lesham then flung feces across the room and returned to his banana.

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